Just Crazy

My friend Teresa has a blog called CRAZIE TOWN. She writes funny stories about her family. Lately, she’s also been writing about cleaning out her office. Mostly, she writes funny stories. I never write funny but I’d like to. So Theresa, you’ve prodded me. Here’s MY cleaning office story. I’d also like to steal her title and use it for my life right now, but she already has it. So I could say crazy family or crazy house or Just Crazy, which, given my life over the past month or two, seems the most appropriate.It began in the spring with Youngest Son talking about the necessity of leaving San Diego when his son, my grandson, is deployed to Japan. My daughter-in-law is working away from home right now and Youngest Son neither likes living alone nor does he like what it costs to live alone in San Diego. Could he come here if he needed to, he asked. Sure, we said. No problem.

And like a log jam caught in spring’s thawing river ice, “Sure” got things moving. Tumbling, one could even say.

When school was out, Oldest Son, who also lives with us (you will notice children remain nameless — their condition for me writing about them), flew out to San Diego to help Youngest Son move. We’d already begun cleaning and tossing in preparation for the move. It was like a giant house jigsaw puzzle. In order to make space for another bedroom, we had to move the Big Office which my husband and I share into my Writing Office, which we’ll now share, but in order to move into the Writing Office we had to move the sofa from the Writing Office to the basement, and in order to move the sofa to the basement, we had to clean the basement. Ergo. Puzzle making.

We also had to clean out the garage so the items moved from San Diego could be stored in said garage until we completed all the rest of the shifting. I made an appointment with the city for Bulky Item pickup. That was good. We needed to toss some stuff. So we cleaned and tossed and made a pile of expendable things inside the backyard gate.

Then Two Sons returned and offloaded all the stuff they brought back from San Diego into the cleaned garage and spent the night and left the next day for Florida because Youngest Son has stored household items from his move before moving to San Diego. Now we have boxes and bins and a motorcycle. And a very small garage.

Garage turned into Storage



So while Two Sons were gone, Husband and I cleaned more. And since the Writing Office was empty of sofa and since we hadn’t filled it back up, it seemed a perfect time to do some painting. We began with a base coat.

Writing Office wall ready to paint

Notice the small rectangular shadowed spot at the bottom corner of the window. That’s a faceplate for a plug. I took said faceplate off so I could paint around it. Simple, right? A bee flew out. Okay…. That set off a flurry of activity. We shooed the bee out an opened window and put the faceplate back on and looked out the window you see here and a swarm of bees were lining up at the edge of the roof below the gutter as if it were a runway. It was. We had a wall full of bees. We could hear them if we lay an ear to the plaster wall. We hadn’t before but then who listens to a wall?

At about that time, the Two Sons returned from Florida with more stuff and with moving and layering and a big trailer and all that, we finally got around to finding a bee removal company on Monday. They came. Yes, we had a wall of bees. But they were booked (seems June is big bee time in Kansas City). They could come on Thursday. Early? Can you come early? we asked. We were leaving to fly to grandson’s wedding in San Diego on Thursday. Ah, yes, that’s an added piece of adventure. Husband and I were presiding at said wedding and since it was Younger Son’s son, well, we were all going. A friend, bless friends, came to babysit the house and the bee removers and the bees until they were finished so we could leave. For the airport. (And if you are really really interested, we have a zip file of photos the bee removers took of the process — they removed the interior wall, the bees, and about 60 pounds of honey.)

We left the house in chaos and came back to chaos (the weekend in San Diego wonderful, the wedding wonderful, and if you’re interested there are photos on my Facebook page). All the books, the ones we didn’t toss, are congregated on one wall of what is no longer the Big Office but Younger Son’s bedroom and all the file cabinets which have been cleaned and purged are stacked along the wall with the pieces of a desk, and I can’t find anything. 

Former Big Office now storage

And we have a room that has no wall against which nothing is stacked. I’d prefer a desk with computer. But not.

But no bees. Or honey. No sons either.

Two Sons went to Las Vegas with their dad, smart men, for a vacation. They will be back in a few days and in the meantime, we are resting. What more can we do? Except I can’t find the recently purchased bag of epsom salts to soak my resting body. As I said, I can’t find anything. 

Younger son is a builder and Elder Son is an electrician so he will run wiring along the bottom edge of the studs so I can have another outlet (sans bees we hope) and Younger Son will put up sheet rock and paint and so mostly right now Husband and I are resting and searching for things. You don’t even want to see all the stuff stacked in our bedroom. I’ll spare you that shot.  

We dragged all the unnecessary items stacked against the backyard gate out to curbside and Bulky Item Pickup picked up today. That’s done. And since I don’t have anything else to do, I mean how much resting can you do?? this seemed the perfect time to re-finish the old desk for the Writing Office. Might as well. It’s already on the back porch.  

Desk with no Office

So while we wait, I’ll just be crazy. Might as well. It passes the time. .   

16 thoughts on “Just Crazy

  1. we atill have our sons motorcycle in our garage we may get even by giving it to his son when he gets his driver license he is 15 now

    1. oh…now that’s really good news… only my son’s son’s motorcycle is here. too. It’s parked on the grass outside the back porch! It came because Michael was to deploy to Japan. That makes two motorcycles. I guess I can wait for a great-grandson…..

  2. Janet – I am laughing even thou this is not funny! Laughing because i just spent a year doing exactly what you are going thru to get mey house on the market. Yes June is a very busy time for bees in KC. The day we burried my mother June 9, 2006 a friend brought me home. As we pulled into my long drive I noticed a very large swarm of bees at my backdoor and all around to the side of the house. I was a bit nervous as I am very allergic to bees! I thought it was a sign, and maybe it was, but by the time the sunwent down, had called a bee keeper to come out first thing the next day, they were gone. only 2 managed to get into the basement and they died – wew! He told me obviously the Queen bees did not like my living space or I would have ended up with exactly what you did! So no honey in the walls and if I ever see a bee around my house I make sure and whatch where it goes:)

    Hope you have epsons saltss by now – I would be happy to bring you some! Rest easy and tell hubby hello and I shall you you all again soon,,,talk about a crazy life! Save that got another time~


  3. someone should commit us all for the crazie, crazie lives we lead – but they are all interesting too! thanks for the laughs, Janet. You too have a great sense of humor, ya know.
    Meanwhile, we have invited an 18 year old young woman to live with us (her parents have kicked her out to) and I’m in western KS with Mom who had a fall and is a bit shook up – but still walking, thank God!

  4. O lordie, do not delay, hand me a double dose of Crazy and fast I will raise a cup to that one of a kind, welcomed, quickening of new wisdom. Pretty simply, enjoy a good hallelujah, that fool proof awesome combination of beauty, wisdom, and the crazies as well.)

    1. Thanks, Monique! It’s taken some time, but things are slowing returning to whatever normal means these days, which, when you get right down to it, isn’t saying much. Maybe just a lower crazy hum.

  5. LOL….and I thought I lived in crazie town!! Sounds very familiar. Why is it when we already have so much on our plate we decide to refinish the furniture? Been there, don’t that. Crazie town …… 😉

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